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Witch Doctor is my pick for the 2019 Battlebots Champion (Sweet Sixteen Bracket)

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Man, this was a rough bracket to fill.

With so many good robots participating this year I struggled picking which bot would advance and which would go home.  Nonetheless, I am (mostly) confident that Witch Doctor, if not Tombstone, would be the winner of this year’s Battlebots.  Let’s take a quick look at my reasonings.

Sweet Sixteen
Biteforce vs. Uppercut- Biteforce by KO in less than 2 minutes
Biteforce has been a near unstoppable force this season while the rookie Uppercut has struggled to deliver satisfying KOs.  I think Biteforce will end Uppercut in less than two minutes and move on unscathed.

Black Dragon vs. Lockjaw- Black Dragon by UD
This was a tough call for me as these two bots have shown sturdiness and ability to deliver strong hits.  But who to choose?  Rookie team from Brazil or the veteran driver?  Based on Black Dragon’s last four matches, I’m giving it to Black Dragon for a mild upset.  I think both bots will be aggressive and have nice control but BD will win by Unanimous Decision by the Judges.

Tombstone vs. Quantum- Tombstone by KO, 1:20
Now, I can see Quantum winning like it did against Valkyrie by tanking hits and pushing its foe around the arena until the bell rings.  But Tombstone…is no Valkyrie!  That weapon is crazy dangerous and I think no amount of bite force will save Quantum.  I bet Quantum’s jaw will even go crooked like a sad croc when its done from this match.

Huge vs Whiplash- Huge by UD
Huge has improved so much since last season to the point that if you’re not a horizontal spinner than you’re in for a bad time.  If it wasn’t for the Hypershock vs Huge match I would’ve given it to Whiplash but now…I have to give it to my man, HUGE!  Whiplash will have difficultly controlling the match while Huge will just wail at it until its bruised, bruised, bruised.

Witch Doctor vs. Blacksmith- Witch Doctor by UD
Blacksmith’s luck may have turned in the nick of time by the end of the season but I’m afraid his luck will run out against the 4-0 Witch Doctor.  The hammer hasn’t been shown to be too effective and it would be hard to accurately pound the very agile Witch Doctor.  I think Witch Doctor won’t be able to KO Blacksmith but it will still win the match easily.

Son of Whyachi vs. Sawblaze- SoW by KO, less than a minute
Yes, I know, I know, SoW can be flipped and KO easily but I honestly think it can damage Sawblaze to the point of destruction before it could have a chance to flip it.  That saw is just begging to be torn and bludgeoned off.

Hydra vs. Minotaur- Hydra by SD
This will probably be the closest match for the Sweet Sixteen.  Minotaur is basically unflippable and Hydra would have to win by flipping Minotaur out of the arena, which is entirely possible, or by simply dominating the match by flips after flips.  Minotaur can easily win though by aggressive and chipping away from all sides.  However, I honestly can’t see Minotaur do too much damage due to Hydra’s low design and smooth armor.  I think Hydra will win if by Split Decision if it can’t flip Minotaur out.

Death Roll vs. Yeti- Death Roll by SD
This was also a very hard match to decide and if it was any other year and even six episodes ago I would have easily picked Yeti…but now…?  I don’t know…I feel like Death Roll has been such a chaotic force this year that I think it will be this bracket’s Dark Horse.  Yeti on the other hand has been…alright…not great but good.  I think Death Roll will do some crazy upset that will throw everyone for a loop by damaging Yeti until it starts smoking by the end of this match.  Weirder things have happened this season.

 

Elite Eight
Bite Force vs. Black Dragon- Black Dragon by KO in 2:35
That’s right!  I’m calling it here!  Bite Force will lose to Black Dragon in a surprise upset!  The desperado team will continue their wins by a long but strong match against the champion.  There will be many clashes and collisions and both bots will be heavily damaged but I think Black Dragon will throw us for a loop and flip Bite Force onto its back and win with a KO.

Huge vs. Tombstone- Tombstone by KO, less than a minute
There are two bots in this bracket that can defeat Huge, Tombstone and SoW.  If Huge doesn’t fight them he will win.  But unfortunately, Huge will have to fight Tombstone and he will lose to that ferocious horizontal spinner.  Perhaps Huge will have a different set of wheels than what we’re used to but I think it will be fruitless against the former champ.

Witch Doctor vs SoW- Witch Doctor by KO in about one minute
Witch Doctor and Death Roll are this season’s most improved bots.  I think Witch Doctor will continue her reign by defeating another improved bot, Son of Whyachi.  Witch Doctor’s record can be spotty, yes, but I think this will be one of those matches that will be done in less that five hits.  One solid hit by Witch Doctor’s vertical spinner will send SoW up…and onto its back.

Hydra vs Death Roll- Hydra by KO in 1:40
However, Death Roll’s luck will end here.  With two 4-0 bots fighting each other someone has to bow down and it will be Death Roll.  I think Hydra is just too experienced and intense for Death Roll to handle.  Death Roll will have a hard time damaging Hydra and a few good flips from Hydra I think will wreck Death Roll.

Final Four and Championship
Black Dragon vs. Tombstone- Tombstone by KO in about a minute
Black Dragon will be the talk of the town as the rookie who made it to the semi-finals.  However, it will fight Tombstone and, unfortunately, the Duck’s good luck powers will run dry.  Tombstone will wallop and destroy Black Dragon with a quick KO.

Hydra vs. Witch Doctor-Witch Doctor by JD
I think some of you might say I’m inconsistent here with Hydra beating Death Roll and Minotaur but lose to Witch Doctor.  You are…correct!  But!  Witch Doctor has been really good this season!  Reddit likes to shit on Witch Doctor (which was very much undeserved even before this season) but it’s a good bot on a good team!  I think Witch Doctor is sturdy and strong.  I think it has a good shot of taking down Hydra by chipping away, avoiding the flipper, and controlling the match.

Witch Doctor vs Tombstone- Witch Doctor by KO, in about a minute

I rest my case.

 

And as a bonus, here is Mary’s bracket!

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Who Would Win? Duck! vs. Huge

The 2018 Season of Battlebots greatly expanded the competitive field of robots and brought with it new fighters that the show has never seen before.  Some of these robots became critical successes like Whiplash and Monsoon and some were total failures like Battle Royale with Cheese.  But there were some robots that were lovable underdogs, the kind you hope would win despite the odds.  These were the robots that won battles but fell to titans.  These robots were the breakout stars of Battlebots and I’m of course talking about Duck! and Huge.

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Duck! of Team Black & Blue

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Huge of Team Huge

These robots are completely different from each other.  Duck! is a bot whose weapons is a lifting plow with a duck beak wedge at the end.  It is a tank that was built to handle attacks from Tombstone and vertical spinners.  It can even self-right itself by using its plow as a skip rope which is great.  Meanwhile, Huge is an aptly named bot.  It sits on two, flexible and durable wheels that are a meter tall and are joined by a small body with angry eyes.  Its weapon is a very long vertical bar spinner that uppercuts its opponents.

Both of these bots have became indie darlings in the arena for their own reasons.  Duck! for its sheer durability and aggression, Huge for its towering figure and funky fighting style.  But so far in their young career they have never fought each other before and I have to ask the question, which of these underdogs would win??

This is honestly a really tricky question to answer mainly because Huge is such a wildcard.  There are very few other bots like it and it basically started a recent trend of towering bots in the arena like Deep Six and Mammoth.  Its wheels are also crazy.  They are made of a material called high-density polyethylene (HDPE) and is the same material that plastic bottles are made of.  If you watch Huge’s fights in 2018, enemy weapon attacks would just glance off the wheels (which is incredible) and the wheels bounce back when he gets pushed around.

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These wheels and Huge’s size honestly gives him a weird advantage over Duck!.  Duck is used to taking hits from the side but trying to fight upwards for Duck! may be challenging.  I can totally imagine Duck! trying to flip Huge over or push him around but the wheels would bend away and Duck! would get a face full of metal from that vertical bar spinner.  The most recent episode of Battlebots (2019 season, Episode 5) had Huge fight Jasper, a hammerbot, who tried to mess up Huge’s wheels but ended up pummeled.

HOWEVER, Huge is not one for KOing his opponents.  As of this writing, out of the seven fights Huge had, he won four and only one of those was by KO (the Jasper fight).  Huge mainly wins by absorbing hits (or straight up avoiding them) and delivering a steady stream of attacks to wear down his opponent.  Even so, the times Huge lost were from very powerful horizontal spinners (Icewave and SOW) and a loss against Biteforce (which was probably because it didn’t fully recover from the Icewave fight).

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Duck! after battling Tombstone which admittedly looks way better than some of other Tombstone’s opponents.

Duck!, on the other hand, has won from sheer endurance and will to live.  It has won five out of eight battles so far and its losses are interesting as one was by being flipped out of the arena (Bronco), a controversial Judges Decision in the Last Chance Rumble (Bombshell), and be torn apart (Tombstone).  What’s funny is that in the battles it won, it has been mangled, twisted, and wrecked but still come out with a win when the other bot would just stop moving.  Even when its missing tires it can still drive around the Battlebox with no problem!  The latest fight against Cobalt is an excellent example of this.  It completely lost its plow yet it kept fighting until Cobalt just shut down after hitting a jagged floorpiece.

So in this battle we have a tenacious bot vs a large, funky bot.

Okay, so how will this play out?

Duck!’s Strategy
Duck! would either want Huge to knock itself off by recoil or by pushing it into the arena hazards.  If Duck takes the hits fine, it can win by Judges Decision.

Huge’s Strategy
The best way to incapacitate Duck! would be taking out its exposed wheels; however, Huge is planning a 3 minute battle.  It knows it has a slim chance of actually KOing Duck! so it wants to impress the judges by getting points for damage and aggression.

The Battle

As soon as the buzzer rings, Duck! rushes to the other side of the arena and slams into one of Huge’s wheels from the side.  Duck tries to lift the wheel but instead the wheel bends under and Duck goes forward into Huge’s blade.  The blade clips Duck from the side but Duck shrugs it off and retreats.

Huge faces Duck and goes forward but Duck easily maneuvers around his slow speed and attacks the wheels again.  Duck tries to lift again but manages to just skirt the wheels.  Huge rotates around and this time knocks Duck squarely from the side launching Duck a foot in the air before landing again.

Duck shrugs off the attack and this time goes at Huge head on.  Huge responds in the same and the two collide.  The vertical bar slams into Duck’s face and scrapes upward causing the plow to rotate.  Duck survives the attack and pushes forward again completely stopping Huge’s blade.  Duck tries to push Huge from underneath but manages to only stop him.  The two struggle in a shoving match before Duck retreats allowing Huge to spin up again.

After a few more brief clashes, Duck lifts its plow and slams into Huge’s side.  Miraculously, Duck pushes Huge and gains speed.  Huge is pushed to the wall where the screws begin to gnaw on him.  Huge is in trouble and Chris is dancing on his seat, anticipating a possible KO by Duck!.  Huge dances on the screws as the wheels constantly bend under the large, rotating hazard.  Duck! falls back but races towards Huge again, hoping to tip him over the arena’s walls.

But Duck! fails.  Despite its effort, Huge manages to bounce off the screws and climb over Duck!.  The large bot drives forward, his weapon spinning again.  Duck! faces Huge and drives forward, lifting its plow up.  BAM!  The vertical bar hits the upward plow and delivers moderate damage.  The plow is now bent at an angle and Duck! can’t rotate it back down.

“Duck!’s in trouble!” shouts Kenny as Duck!’s bent arm rubs against the exposed wheel and slowing it down.  It’s semi-rotating on the spot, trying to drive straight.  Huge sees his chance and glides forward, it’s bar spinning like a helicopter.  The bar bounces off Duck! once, twice, and then thrice with that final hit taking off a wheel which goes flying and rolls dramatically across the arena.

But one of those hits had further bent Duck!’s plow’s but this time, relieving pressure off the exposed wheel.  Duck! can move.  And it turns around and pushes Huge.  The vertical bar glancing off the plow, still in the air, before stopping completely again.  Duck! awkwardly pushes the large bot and tries to take it to the walls like last time.  But it fails and Huge slips by.

The last 20 seconds of the fight continues with both bots, now bruised and weakened, trying desperately to look good in the judges’ eyes.  Some mild hits and desperate shoving continue until the buzzer rings.

Just looking at the bots you can tell you got the worst treatment.  Although there are some scratches and nicks on Huge’s wheels and maybe a chipped blade, he looks better off than Duck! whose plow is limply raised in a janky slant and is missing an entire wheel.

The results are in, and by split decision, the Judges reward Huge as the winner of the fight due to Damage and Control.  Although Duck! had good aggression, it’s strategy worked about half the time due to Huge’s size and bendable wheels.  Meanwhile, Huge scored high on damage thanks to the missing wheel and injured plow.

Final Result: Huge by Split Decision

Percentage Chance of Huge Winning: 70%

Fight Explanation: Looking at all their previous fights, I couldn’t honestly see Duck! winning unless Huge just stopped working.  However, I have yet to see any evidence of Huge malfunctioning during a battle so I don’t see that happening.  It’s also difficult to push Huge around and it would be very hard to KO Huge by shoving him out of the arena.  Finally, Huge has yet to lose to an opponent like Duck!.  To beat Huge, you got to tear up those wheels which Duck doesn’t have an effective way of doing that.

Huge falters from a weak weapon as its very easy to slow down after one hit.  I again honestly don’t see Huge KOing Duck! unless it strikes gold with Duck!’s wheels and even then this hardy bot is a fast and tough bird.  It can still drive with just two wheels which is crazy!

As such, this fight will likely go the full three minute round.  Duck will likely get injured (because that’s its deal) and will have to look as pretty as it can if it wants to win.  It’s very possible it will come out unscathed and if it does then I would think the judges would give the victory to Duck!.

Final Thoughts: I hope you enjoyed this article!  This was the first of its kind I written.  If you would like me to write more you can request it and I can do an analysis.  What are your thoughts on these two robots??  Do you agree or disagree with me?  Looking forward to your comments!

Also, Battlebots!  If you’re reading this PLEASE make this a main event!  Everyone would go nuts if the two best underdogs go head to head with each other!